Join for FREE | Take the Tour Lost Password?
[x]

deviantART

 
About Me Member Mad Scientist Nolo8418/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
Needs Premium Membership
Statistics 151 Deviations
2,464 Comments
11,340 Pageviews

Pimp My Gun

Sat Oct 17, 2009, 11:53 PM
It's what we always wanted. A sandbox application where you can just mix and match gun parts and make cool designs while bored with school, in the office, or when you should be sleeping.

It's also fucking retarded. Now every idiot with an Internet connection thinks they're fucking John Moses Browning. I understand playing around with this application; it's a fun and simple time-waster. I've used it on occasion, and I've even saved some of my creations.

But people take it beyond dicking around. They create designs with less spirit or purpose than HK's latest whizzbang ubergun. They create abominations, sacrileges against nature herself that should be scoured from existence with fire, or at least liberal use of the "delete" key.

Some have rails all over their frame. Some have too many flashlights and optics. Some have no place to grab the damn weapon. Others are just fucking stupid.

Did you make that pump shotgun receiver with double barrels? You did, didn't you?

Poor, poor, stupid morons.

Don't post you're PMG shit on dA. It makes you look retarded.

  • Mood: Annoyed
  • Listening to: Avenged Sevenfold
  • Reading: Atlas Shrugged
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
  • Eating: Subway
  • Drinking: Water

deviantID

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: About one an' a half clicks southish from Cow Pie High.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: L, XL
  • Print preference: Whatever
  • Interests: Guns. Lots of guns.
  • Favourite movie: N/A
  • Favourite band or musician: Tool
  • Favourite genre of music: Progressive Metal
  • Favourite artist: John Browning. Heh, gotcha on that one.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Poe's pretty damn good. Heinlein, Niven, Pournelle, Alexander
  • Favourite photographer: Oleg Volk
  • Favourite style of art: Abstract, technical; emotive or informative
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: My computer plays MP3s...
  • Shell of choice: 12 Gauge
  • Wallpaper of choice: Badassery
  • Skin of choice: DuraCoat
  • Favourite game: Diablo or Unreal. Any of them. Call of Duty 3 is really good too. And Halo 3 roxxors.
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Bun-Bun (www.sluggy.com) or Hobbes.
  • Personal Quote: "A little confrontation goes a long way."
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil, Paper, Computer with Paint, Remington 870 12 Gauge

deviantART Community Board

[x]

Comments


:iconchapter05:
Just want to say You are an insperation. I just read your argument with lunarseed from back in 2008 [link]

And i have to say bravo.
:iconnolo84:
Thanks.

--
"There are rules to life. But they aren't what you think they are."
"Socialism is the theory that everyone will put down their arms and live in harmony. That is to say, it is bullshit."
:iconepsilon-eridani:
your welcome...

--
( GOD + 666 ) = 1...........adversary of his/her own self...


+ Peace Be Upon You +...§
:iconmegazombieking:
that is so true and i like that pic you made of war do you have others i can put to mine favorites
:iconnolo84:
Not to be mean or anything.

--
"There are rules to life. But they aren't what you think they are."
"Socialism is the theory that everyone will put down their arms and live in harmony. That is to say, it is bullshit."
:iconnolo84:
LOL. How you been? Sorry I didn't get to see you.

--
"There are rules to life. But they aren't what you think they are."
"Socialism is the theory that everyone will put down their arms and live in harmony. That is to say, it is bullshit."
:iconthemiedzinski:
thats ok. it got pretty hectic sp? towards the end of summer.

Site Map